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About me

Introduction	I'm a creative advertising graduate of Virginia Commonwealth University. I once put out a house fire with my tears of compassion. I dug a hole to China last Tuesday, and while I was there I closed twenty child sweatshops, bringing jobs back to the US and thus boosting the economy. I freed Willy, and in turn I learned to speak Whale (and its lesser known offshoot Narwhal). Thanks for looking at my blog.

Introduction

I'm a creative advertising graduate of Virginia Commonwealth University. I once put out a house fire with my tears of compassion. I dug a hole to China last Tuesday, and while I was there I closed twenty child sweatshops, bringing jobs back to the US and thus boosting the economy. I freed Willy, and in turn I learned to speak Whale (and its lesser known offshoot Narwhal). Thanks for looking at my blog.