Ames

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation Glorified Security Guard
Location [the] "Boogie Down" Bronx aka SoBro, New York, United States
Introduction I don't intend to write about rocking horses. Or marshmallow pies. Or people who are rocking horses, who may or may not be eating marshmallow pies. I do intend to write about actual people. Probably a lot about people who annoy me. I also intend to write about myself. Me me me! It *is* my blog, after all. :-P Although a marshmallow pie does sound yummy...
Favorite Movies Men In Black, Napoleon Dynamite, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Super Troopers, Chicago, Wayne's World, Bad Boys I & II, Office Space, Pirates of the Carribean
Favorite Music Green Day, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, Hanson, The Beatles, Maroon 5, Eminem, Switchfoot, Sean Paul
Favorite Books Harry Potter

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

Oh oh oh!! I know! I know!! Pick me pick me!!!! (rasing hand Hermione Granger style) I have these awesome plastic forks spoons and knives from when I was in college. They come in fun colors, too!! Or I could just eat with my hands. Pizza, burger, and ice cream cones for the rest of my life, not bad! As long as my butt doesn't get big...