Veronica Martinez Calhoun
| Location | New York, NY |
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| Introduction | Veronica will not apologize for loving Miracle Whip or her questionable taste in music. She enjoys fighting about politics, stumbling upon really clever subway graffiti, uncontrollable inappropriate laughter, a clean apartment and a dirty martini. She feels awkward about writing in the third person, when you & I both know damn well that she wrote this bio herself. Raised a Texan, she blames the 1980s movies Fame and Muppets Take Manhattan for the misguided inspiration to live in New York City, where she has rarely ever danced with chickens or atop taxi cabs in a traffic jam. |
