Useless Information Man

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Gender	Male
Occupation	I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Location	East Coast, United States
Introduction	A twisted ex-Isle with too little drive and occasionally too much free time. A force of nature that has yet to be housebroken. A bon vivant in search of a coterie. A hideous evolutionary freak that was not meant to survive. A seeker of Things Humans Were Not Meant to Pay Attention To.
Interests	Books, Comics, Smart-Aleck Remarks, Really Bad Puns, Obscure References, Card Games that have Smart-Aleck Remarks and Really Bad Puns and Obscure References, Useless Information, Various Musical Artists, Naughty Movies
Favorite Movies	Casablanca, Princess Bride, OC and Stiggs, Hudson Hawk, Die Hard, Tank Girl, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Adventures of Robin Hood, Robin and Marian, Mallrats
Favorite Music	Jimmy Buffett, Metallica, Thin Lizzy, Weird Al Yankovic, John Lee Hooker, Van Morrison, Joe Jackson, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, The Donnas, Bonnie Raitt, Judas Priest, almost anything put out by Green Linnet Records, Kirsty MacColl, Juliana Hatfield, Sheryl Crow, Manowar, Queen
Favorite Books	Once and Future King, Bridge of Birds, The Dream of Eagles series by Jack Whyte, anything by Spider Robinson, the Vlad Taltos series by Steven Brust, The Dortmunder series by Donald Westlake, Holidays in Hell, Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, Time Enough for Love

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Whining incessantly until someone lowers me a rope, gawdammit.