Useless Information Man
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. |
| Location | East Coast, United States |
| Introduction | A twisted ex-Isle with too little drive and occasionally too much free time. A force of nature that has yet to be housebroken. A bon vivant in search of a coterie. A hideous evolutionary freak that was not meant to survive. A seeker of Things Humans Were Not Meant to Pay Attention To. |
| Interests | Books, Comics, Smart-Aleck Remarks, Really Bad Puns, Obscure References, Card Games that have Smart-Aleck Remarks and Really Bad Puns and Obscure References, Useless Information, Various Musical Artists, Naughty Movies |
| Favorite movies | Casablanca, Princess Bride, OC and Stiggs, Hudson Hawk, Die Hard, Tank Girl, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Adventures of Robin Hood, Robin and Marian, Mallrats |
| Favorite music | Jimmy Buffett, Metallica, Thin Lizzy, Weird Al Yankovic, John Lee Hooker, Van Morrison, Joe Jackson, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, The Donnas, Bonnie Raitt, Judas Priest, almost anything put out by Green Linnet Records, Kirsty MacColl, Juliana Hatfield, Sheryl Crow, Manowar, Queen |
| Favorite books | Once and Future King, Bridge of Birds, The Dream of Eagles series by Jack Whyte, anything by Spider Robinson, the Vlad Taltos series by Steven Brust, The Dortmunder series by Donald Westlake, Holidays in Hell, Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, Time Enough for Love |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Whining incessantly until someone lowers me a rope, gawdammit.