AliceInWonderbra
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I was born in a small province in the mountains of Norway and raised by super-chic jellyfish. I'm interested in writing limericks in toilet stalls and my favorite hobby is gossiping about water buffalo. No? Fine I was lying; I'm not at all interested in the affairs of water buffalo. The name's Alice, I live in Scotland and am nearing the end of my High School Education and so far have very little to show for it. I'd say I was a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. |