|Location||Decatur, Georgia, United States|
|Introduction||Can't stop. Won't stop. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.|
|Interests||soccer, georgia football, atlanta braves, film, sledge hammer!, international intrigue|
|Favorite Movies||High Noon, Animal House, Raising Arizona, Lebowski.|
|Favorite Music||O Fortuna by Orff.|
|Favorite Books||Don Quixote, Catch-22, We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families|
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
Seriously, a monkey with a typewriter would come up with something better. Amateur.