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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Religion
Occupation Father Ted (previously: Gentleman Adventurer and Professional Eschatologist).
Location The rugged mountains of Norfolk, United Kingdom
Introduction Bringer of joy and happiness to the world.
Interests Archaeology, Books, Bricklaying, Cricket, Gardening, History, Painting (watercolours and acrylics), Photography, Walking, Space.
Favorite Movies Alien, Blade Runner, Dogma, Exitenz, Gattaca, Jaberwocky, Leon, Life of Brian, Outland, Serenity, The Last of the Mohicans, The Name of the Rose, Zulu
Favorite Music Nothing of which I am proud.
Favorite Books Anything by Iain [M] Banks, Barchester Towers, Catch 22, Enigma, Foucault's Pendulum, Gormenghast (but not vol. 3), Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow, My Dear Sally, On Green Dolphin Street, Ringworld, Scoop, The History of Mr Polly, The History of the World in 10½ Chapters, The Polish Officer, the list goes on and on...

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I would get in the goat (it's a rowing goat) and wait for the water level to rise. Whilst waiting I would expect the slinky lady to amuse me.