Derisory Velo
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Transportation |
| Occupation | Bike Shop Goon, Beer Drinker |
| Location | Insert college town here, North Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | Derisory- adj.- incongruous;inviting ridicule, laughable. ex- "a contribution so small as to be derisory." Velo- "Bicycle" (French) ----- "They think me mad--Starbuck does; but I'm demoniac, I am madness maddened! That wild madness that's only calm to comprehend itself!" |
| Interests | Bikes, beer, Calvin and Hobbes, Contempt, punk rock, hip hop, fixed gear, NJS, mountain biking, alley cats, drinking, whiskey, live music, Wu Tang Clan, Mischief Brew, red wine, brakeless, BMX, hardcore, straight edge, metal, steel, insanity |
| Favorite Music | World/Inferno Friendship Society, Melvins, Minor Threat, Off With Their Heads, Aesop Rock, Miles Davis, Against Me!, Mischief Brew, The Gaslight Anthem, American Steel, Public Enemy, Thelonius Monk, Leftover Crack, Sam Cooke, Atmosphere, Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man, Sticks and Stones, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Outkast, Path of Resistance, Integrity, RZA |
| Favorite Books | A Clockwork Orange, The Curse of Lono, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fahrenheit 451, Black Coffee Blues, The Art of War, Guns Germs and Steel, Collapse, Moby Dick, Crime and Punishment, On The Road, Where The Wild Things Are, Calvin and Hobbes, Days of War- Nights of Love |
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