C.S.Lawrence
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Doctor of Subversive Arts |
| Location | Malta |
| Introduction | A word from my personal Doctor: "I am sorry to inform you that she has a brain problem. Her brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it" |
| Interests | art, photography, poetry, tax evasion, megalomania, grave robbing, projectile vomiting, human experimentation, thieving scoundrel after-lights-out nature walks, mid-wife-ing with gardening instruments, misrepresenting people, joining juries to send innocents to their execution, sending anonymous hatemail, scaring lost children in supermarkets, pushing old people into oncoming traffic, |
| Favorite movies | Crash,Traffic,Black Hawk Down,Sum of All Fears,The English Patient,Fingersmith,Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Life of Brian,Diary of a Mad Black Woman,History of the World Pt 1 & 2, |
| Favorite music | Supertramp,Genesis,Matchbox20,Paul Van Dyk,PussyCat Dolls,Mike Oldfield,Van Halen,Creed,Keane,Russell Watson |
| Favorite books | The Da Vinci Code,The World According to Clarkson,Hitler and My Part in His Downfall,all of Bill Bryson's books, all of Martha Stewart's cookbooks (only kidding) |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
tie slinky round goat neck,hurl goat out of well,climb out,swear never again to trust a goat when it says it knows of a great drinking place nearby