C.S.Lawrence
My blogs
Gender | Female |
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Industry | Arts |
Occupation | Doctor of Subversive Arts |
Location | Malta |
Introduction | A word from my personal Doctor: "I am sorry to inform you that she has a brain problem. Her brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it" |
Interests | art, photography, poetry, tax evasion, megalomania, grave robbing, projectile vomiting, human experimentation, thieving scoundrel after-lights-out nature walks, mid-wife-ing with gardening instruments, misrepresenting people, joining juries to send innocents to their execution, sending anonymous hatemail, scaring lost children in supermarkets, pushing old people into oncoming traffic |
Favorite Movies | Crash, Traffic, Black Hawk Down, Sum of All Fears, The English Patient, Fingersmith, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, History of the World Pt 1 & 2 |
Favorite Music | Supertramp, Genesis, Matchbox20, Paul Van Dyk, PussyCat Dolls, Mike Oldfield, Van Halen, Creed, Keane, Russell Watson |
Favorite Books | The Da Vinci Code, The World According to Clarkson, Hitler and My Part in His Downfall, all of Bill Bryson's books, all of Martha Stewart's cookbooks (only kidding) |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
tie slinky round goat neck,hurl goat out of well,climb out,swear never again to trust a goat when it says it knows of a great drinking place nearby