Me
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | South London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Laughing & spending quality time with the Son.....Telling the Son to bugger off and do his homework and stop annoying the crap out of me.....Arguing with ex-husband over money.....Ignoring Inland Revenue Letters.....Wondering how much therapy the Son will need when he grows up....Wondering why the fuck my ancestors didn't work their asses off and make enough money for me to now live nicely on a trust fund.... |
| Interests | Marlboro Lights, Franzipan Tarts, Toffo's, Bakewell Tarts, Salad (only kidding), Steak, Sun worshipping, Motorbikes, F1, |
| Favorite music | One of the most annoying questions, second only to "If you were a biscuit/,animal/,road sign which one would you be?" |
| Favorite books | Written on the body - Jeanette Winterson, They F*** You Up - Oliver James, Good Omens - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
Using an 'ear'igation system obviously