The Grand Duchess
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I am la grande-duchesse du château lunatique, AKA the G.D. ;-D I knit. I am opinionated. I am a Diva. I am (almost) Queen of the Castle. Don't piss me off, or I'll send out the Flying Monkeys AND the Fyre-Breathing Dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup. |

