Cantankerous Bitch

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Goddess, Pain in the Ass
Location Colorado, United States
Introduction Recovering hippie, wife to an ascerbic teddy bear, mother of devishly clever toddler. Refugee from Los Angeles, now living in the Denver suburbs. Really pissed off at the Dobsonites, but otherwise a nice gal.
Favorite Movies Just about anything Richard Curtis has done.
Favorite Music Virtually anything acoustic. Neil Young may very well be god. Either him or Tom Petty. I can't decide.
Favorite Books List coming soon...

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Well, dildos, naturally. Sheesh.