[[hayley-shmaley]]
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Location | albucrazy., United States |
| Introduction | I am every cliche; I simply do it best. |
| Interests | playing guitar, soccer, and ddr, asking questions, anime, new boba tea flavors, lyrical lies. |
| Favorite Movies | The History Boys, The Kite Runner, old James Bonds, the ju-on grudges. |
| Favorite Music | check the blog, please. |
| Favorite Books | the kite runner and a thousand splendid suns, the whole twilight series, the sisterhood of the traveling pants series, cheesy romance novels. and I really like rich language. shakespeare and milton. ooh. and dr. seuss. deb calletti is my favorite author. go out right now and read honey, baby, sweetheart, or the queen of everything. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
dear auntie, you don't know how THRILLED I am to finally get the thick, sticky liquid for my pancakes out of a COCK. tell uncle hello.