Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Librarian
Location	Greenwood, South Carolina, United States
Introduction	Husbob and me ...
Interests	rocks, beads, cats, books, cats, Indian food, Mid-Eastern food, Mexican food, Thai food, cats
Favorite movies	The Mozart Brothers, Truly Madly Deeply, The Great Race, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Incredibles, A Fish Called Wanda, Stiff Upper Lips, The Seventh Seal, Ran, Rashomon, Raising Arizona
Favorite music	opera, Les Contes d'Hoffman, Der Fliegende Hollander, Die Lustige Witwe, Die Fledermaus, Elektra, Le Nozze di Figaro, Cosi fan tutte, Die Zauberflote, folk, Steeleye Span, klezmer, bluegrass, Bob Kilgore, The Baltimore Consort, Kronos Quartet, Maddy Prior, Christine Lavin, Patti Larkin, Frank Zappa
Favorite books	The Sot-Weed Factor, Shogun, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Bee-Keeper's Apprentice, A Monstrous Regiment of Women, The Domesday Book, The Ogre Downstairs, The Iliad, all of Terry Pratchett, The Rivers of London series, most of Jasper Fforde.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Waffles do not fall onto griddles; waffle BATTER falls on a hot griddle and makes a squelchy-searing noise like, ssssqutchssssshffff.