About me

Gender	Female
Occupation	happily unemployed
Location	Toulon, France, but I'm not French. Not that there's anything wrong with being French. Except for an unheallthy fondness for snails and goose liver. I'm British.
Introduction	defender of the ordinary, champion of the mundane, spokesperson for the forgotten underbelly of culture, etc
Interests	adventuring through the everyday on a mission to find the extraordinary in the ordinary
Favorite movies	My cheese for brain doesn't allow for much in the way of film remembering capacity, though I have seen several of them
Favorite music	I can't listen to anything that reminds me of being a teenager

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Thanks Aunty. This is way better than the tile you gave me last year celebrating the various faiths of the world. What the fuck am i supposed to do with that?