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About me

Introduction	I'm too modest to go on about myself, especially on my own blog, which is about me and my experiences, like the time I shagged a super-model, who turns out couldn't fly. If I was a super-model I would definitely have the ability to fly. I miss her. I like running on the beach, in slow motion at sunset. I'm usually being chased by an evil clown. Although the clown is wearing those ridiculously giant clown shoes, he's surprisingly nimble on the sand. I also like biltong.

Introduction

I'm too modest to go on about myself, especially on my own blog, which is about me and my experiences, like the time I shagged a super-model, who turns out couldn't fly. If I was a super-model I would definitely have the ability to fly. I miss her. I like running on the beach, in slow motion at sunset. I'm usually being chased by an evil clown. Although the clown is wearing those ridiculously giant clown shoes, he's surprisingly nimble on the sand. I also like biltong.