Chris Sims
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Harranguer |
| Location | Greater Columbia Area, South Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a former professional humorist who now works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification. |
| Interests | Comic Books, Kung Fu Movies |
| Favorite movies | Shaun of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Shaft, Ong Bak, The Street Fighter, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Dirty Dozen, the Last Dragon, The Good the Bad the Ugly, the Big Lebowski |
| Favorite music | The Woggles, Ben Folds, Wu-Tang Clan, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, the Rat Pack, and Tenacious D |
| Favorite books | Authors: Alan Moore, Jasper Fforde, Warren Ellis, Flannery O'Connor, Neil Gaiman, R.A. Salvatore, Bill Willingham, Brian K. Vaughan, Robert Kirkman, Robert E. Howard, H.P. Lovecraft, William Shakespeare |
What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
Not a witch costume, I'll tell you that for free.