Blonde Assassinator
| Occupation | Assassinator (Terminator + Assassin = Assassinator) |
|---|---|
| Location | B.F.E. |
| Introduction | And my dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties. |
| Interests | Heliskiing, chainsaw competitions, free diving, and anthropological travel trips. |
| Favorite movies | Saw I through IV, No Country for Old Men, To Catch a Thief, Malena, Hard to Kill, and The Maltese Falcon. |
| Favorite music | Joe Cocker, Johnny Cash, ZZ Top, Foo Fighters, Buckcherry, and Ray Charles. |
| Favorite books | Pillars of the Earth, A Tale of Two Cities, Conformity and Conflict: Readings in Cultural Anthropology, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, and One Hundred Years of Solitude. |
Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
Sometimes your imagination will make you think that something that cuts hay is really a soft-knit sweater.