My Spacious Cranium

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Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Homeschooling Mother of Two
Location	South of Memphis, Mississippi, United States
Introduction	My left boob sometimes seems larger than my right boob. Am I the only one who notices? And furthermore, why would my LEFT boob be bigger...I'm right handed.
Interests	I like giving advice, arguing with public officials and insurance companies, and movies. I also like playing the Wii- probably the first gaming system to pull mothers into its grip.
Favorite Movies	The Heart Break Kid, Dodgeball, Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas, and Christmas with the Kranks.
Favorite Music	I like about all of it. Of course, I might hear an old rap song that makes me bounce in my seat like the white girl I am, but then a new one will come on and I struggle to keep bile down. I like Christian Music but some is just AWFUL. Same with Rock, Southern Rock, and Country. Just, whatever you do- DO NOT play Phil Collins, Rush, Peter Gabriel, or anybody whose name starts with "Lil" in front of me. Also, if their name is spelled inappropriately, chances are I'd rather take a knife to my vagina than listen to it. Except Lynryd Skynyrd.
Favorite Books	Stephen King: The Shining, Skeleton Crew, Different Seasons, Dark Half, Gerald's Game, well, almost all of them. Dean Koontz' Intensity. Alice Sebold The Lovely Bones. Jodi Picoult's My Sister's Keeper. And lots of Non Fiction.

Please come up with a more appropriate name for the ringtoe:

The momma toe.