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I Totally Win

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Introduction	Step 1: Be awesome. Step 2: Find others who are less awesome.* Step 3: Say (to yourself, or to your friends) "I totally win," and have them guess who "lost" against you. Step #4: Find a clever and stealthy way to snap a picture of this person. Step #5: Email that picture (and a story about the picture) to itotallywin@gmail.com. *You can only "win" against someone when you're judging them based on things they have control over. Their hair, their clothes, their makeup, the way they are acting, or some other embarrassing self-"controled" quality the may be exhibiting. Mental and physical disabilities don't count. Mere ugliness doesn't count. Morbid obesity does count, though it might not be featured on the site unless that person also has some other losing qualities going on (a mullet or a face tattoo, for example).
Interests	Judging others, taking pictures

Introduction

Step 1: Be awesome. Step 2: Find others who are less awesome.* Step 3: Say (to yourself, or to your friends) "I totally win," and have them guess who "lost" against you. Step #4: Find a clever and stealthy way to snap a picture of this person. Step #5: Email that picture (and a story about the picture) to itotallywin@gmail.com. *You can only "win" against someone when you're judging them based on things they have control over. Their hair, their clothes, their makeup, the way they are acting, or some other embarrassing self-"controled" quality the may be exhibiting. Mental and physical disabilities don't count. Mere ugliness doesn't count. Morbid obesity does count, though it might not be featured on the site unless that person also has some other losing qualities going on (a mullet or a face tattoo, for example).

Interests

Judging others, taking pictures