red_blader

About me

Gender Male
Location Chicago
Introduction In my best, most authentic, endearing French? accent (a la LUKE HAMILL), "I would like to play with your ass now."
Interests long distance rollerblading, music of all genres, photography, the fine arts, cooking, fine dining, fine wine-ing, language
Favorite Movies AVATAR, AVATAR, AVATAR
Favorite Books The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Breakfast with Buddha, The Kin of Ata are Waiting for You, The Story of Edgar Sawtelle

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Auntie, I cannot thank you enough for your thoughtful birthday present. You know how I love pancakes. And I know you certainly must remember my ever-growing, ever-expanding collection of assorted "coqs." LOVE YOU! XOXOXO