a lost narf...

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Gender	Female
Industry	Student
Occupation	freelance writer/professional snarker for hire
Location	New Jersey, United States
Introduction	i sing at the top of my lungs in the car, with the windows open or closed. i write whenever the words come, even if it is on the floor with sidewalk chalk or in sharpie on political fliers. i'm a sister, a brain surgery survivor, a penpal, and i don't believe in capital letter. i have one small piece of advice for you: don't get too proud around your vegtables. remember, it was the pea that brought down the princess.
Interests	water, music, reading, writing, forensics, brain surgery, epilepsy, the ocean, stars, my family, house m.d., sarcasm, secrets, poetry, learning to play guitar, snarking your ass off, going back to school, shoes, the library, blogging, pens, the color blue, Hugh Laurie, polar bears, Amy Brown Faeries, tattoos, concerts
Favorite Movies	eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, garden state, the lord of the rings (trilogy), lady in the water, mr. and mrs. smith, dawn of the dead, tango and cash, pan's labrynth
Favorite Music	dave matthews band, death cab for cutie, modest mouse, my chemical romance, imogen heap, sia, the shins, kelis, justin timberlake, coldplay
Favorite Books	haunted by chuck palahnuik, hearts in atlantis by stephen king, a man without a country by kurt vonnegut, my sister's keeper by jodi piccoult, water for elephants by sara gruen

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

i'll be too afraid that the goat is going to eat the slinky to worry about getting out of the well...