Chapters
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Chapter Writer |
| Location | Atlanta, Georgia, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a failed banker, failed accountant, failed schoolbus driver, failed artist, failed comedian, failed umpire, failed entrepreneur, failed catholic, failed human being. I dont know if I'm a failed writer but if I am, then I'm hopping that freight train to california where I'll spend the rest of my twenty plus years remaining to me learning how to surf. That's it. I'll be a waiter, busboy, or janitor to pay for the wax. I really dont care. |
| Interests | Writing is my only interest. I dont know if I am a writer. I despise nearly everything I write. I keep a loaded BB gun on my desk so I can destroy my computerscreen when the pixels turn on me... and they always do. |
| Favorite movies | Young Frankenstein. Maltese Falcon. Mr. Roberts. |
| Favorite music | Mozart. There's five beatle songs I can stand to hear anymore: Yes it is. I dont want to spoil the party. sorry, only two. Stones: 2 songs: paint it black jumping jack flash. I hate all other rock and roll to pieces. (except carol king's pleasant valley sunday sung by the monkeys) |
| Favorite books | I hate books. I read the hardy boys at 9 years old and got so pissed off at how mediocrity like that could get published that I couldn't bring myself to ever read another book. I faked it all to pass English. Cliff notes, speed reading in the library a half hour before finals, etc. |