Kayfer Kettle

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About me

Gender Female
Location United Kingdom
Introduction I'm a wheeze! And a hoot.
Interests Music, comedy, gigs, food, shoes, books, growing things, learning stuff, words, people, singing, and I'm going to learn the Giddy Tar in another life where I'm born with natural callouses, brothers, sisters, birthdays, surprises, things that make you go 'hmmm?..'
Favorite Movies Some Like it Hot, Life of Brian, Highlander, Airplane, Alice in Wonderland (Disney cartoon), One flew over the cuckoos nest, Brassed Off, Total Recall, Grease, Charlie and the chocolate factory (original), Ace Ventura Pet Detective, War of the Roses
Favorite Music Most everything! Gomez, The Features, Doves, Alanis Morisette, Stevie Wonder, Kasabian, Fila Brazillia, Everything but the Girl, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Marvin Gaye, Fat Boy Slim, Elvis, The Police, Faithless, Coldplay (you can keep X and you can keep Y), PJ Harvey, The Kaiser Chiefs, Led Zeppelin, Katherine Williams, The Killers, Ani DiFranco, Arctic Monkeys, Motown..... on and on
Favorite Books Kite Runner, Weaveworld, Three Wishes, The Watchers, A Brief History of Nearly Everything, The Screwtape Letters

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

With lots of gagging and retching noises.