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Industry	Construction
Occupation	Nudist on Strike
Location	Snigglepops, Helga, Bosnia & Herzegovina
Introduction	i was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated, and subsequently procreated. that's all you really need to know.
Interests	Making dinosaur noises in public with my gully for life Jake; harry potter, chicken nuggets, jake and amir, and snigglepops. my hobbies include punching whales, eating spoons, but most of all, i like to train hippos to use blow darts when hunting squirrels.
Favorite movies	harry potter movies and forrest gump and juno and accepted and nick and norah's infinite playlist
Favorite music	A LIFETIME and any harry potter songs... and DONT TRUST ME... and KIDS and ELECTRIC FEEL by MGMT... AND the pokemon theme song.
Favorite books	harry potter. and chicken nuggets

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

With your mom's chest hair.