bigKef

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Gender Male
Industry Business Services
Occupation Super Monster / Insurance Agent
Location Singapore
Introduction The bigKef has been a mysterious figure sometimes caught circumventing the shadows around the female toilets and trying to use big words. Currently jobless and being an absolutely boring creature at night, the bigKef has supposed mysterious powers that allow him to do the following: 1)Quick Recharge – The bigKef can sleep anywhere, at anytime 2)Sonic Boom – Used in conjunction with Quick Recharge, the bigKef can cause deafness with his snoring that’s louder than a Mach2 airplane. 3)Preservation – The bigKef is rumored to be able to go without food for long period of times. 4)Pit of Emptiness – The bigKef us able to make large amounts of food disappear in short periods of time. Known weakness of the bigKef 1)Exercise – Exercise drains bigKef and it’s at times like this when he moves the fastest. Most likely running away from the source of suggestion. 2)Steamed Fish, Orcia, Eggplant – Apparently, these food sources drain all power in the bigKef. bigKef has been known to throw in lame excuses to avoid having to touch any of these substances.