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About me

Gender	Male
Occupation	Mega-Prick
Location	TriState, United States
Introduction	I'm not the nicest guy in the world, and I'm not Superman. I can only be me, and that might piss people off. Grass doesn't grow on a busy fuckin street, and I don't have time to play hero every day. Have I ever seen Avatar? The answer is NO. Will I ever see Avatar? That answer is also NO. I don't like getting syrup on my eggs, but I do like to sleep on the couch. I'm not the kinda guy you bring home to mom and dad, and I'm certainly not the type to stop and chat with you if I don't want to. I'm the kinda guy who folds a NY Post under his arm, and hopes people look to see what publication it is, especially when I'm in Las Vegas Airport. I'm a tall glass of water, and I don't heat food up in the microwave until I already have all my utensils and napkins ready. When it comes to eating a sandwich with chips and a pickle, I somehow manage to wind up with one bite of the sandwich, one chip, and one bite of the pickle left, every single time. I don't sleep, I just nap, and I don't like driving north. Some of my nicknames include: Big Kahuna, Tripod, Kickstand, Unicycle, Loser, Dick Dog, Hero, Prick, Peewee, Chef, Cake Boss, & Helmet.
Interests	Golf, Sporting Events, Yankees Baseball, Giants Football, Knicks Basketball, Gamecocks Football, Girls, Zima, O'Douls, Baked Goods, Beach Football, Fashion, Road Rage, Sports Talk Radio WFAN NY, Perfect Push-Ups, Salvatore Ferragamo, & Uno's Happy Hour.
Favorite movies	Godfather 1 & 2, Speed, The Fugitive, Blue Chips, Congo, Outbreak, Casino, Caddyshack, Goodfellas, Air Force One, Wall Street, Above The Rim, The Air Up There, White Men Can't Jump, Half Baked, Piranha 3D, & The Sopranos
Favorite music	1998-1999 Hip Hop, Bruce Springsteen, Jodeci, & Andrew Dice Clay
Favorite books	Yankee Years, Moneyball, The Life & Times of John Gotti, Meat Market, The Wolf Of Wall Street, Steinbrenner:The Last Lion Of Baseball, Anything By Matt Christopher, & Pop-Up Books