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About me

Occupation smartass
Location sultry, nasty South Florida, United States
Introduction I'm an existential-nihilistic agnostic-atheist with an obsessive personality who prefers animals to people in general. I love men but tend to intimidate them so I'm also desperately lonely and have way too much free time. I'm also a computer geek and an occasional knitter, sculptor and, once upon a time, violinist. Oh, and an ovo-lacto vegetarian. (Why didn't someone tell me that I had a typo in "vegetarain," hmm?)
Interests Jake Gyllenhaal, writing, movies, human nature, animals, getting out of South Florida
Favorite Movies Brokeback Mountain, Moulin Rouge, Office Space, and about a hundred others
Favorite Music Tool, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Goo Goo Dolls, Soundgarden, anything that makes me feel
Favorite Books Jarhead, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Douglas Adams's Hitchhiker's Guide series, Joyce Carol Oates, Catch-22, anything that isn't self-help

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.'s fuckin' South Florida. You know, the subtropics? You try wearing a scarf here and let me know how it feels.