YodaBeesh
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Sept 2002 Pottery Barn Employee of the Month |
| Location | Fairfax, Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | I am known as the YodaBeesh for being all-knowing. The title was bestowed upon me by The Royal Family of Beesh. My primary mission is to provide STR8-UP and "in-your-face" social commentary. My secondary mission is to practice unlicensed therapy. I've been known to make people cry, add value, and live the Life of Riley. |
| Interests | Interests include challenging authority, travelling, and shopping. I have a newfound love of Scuba diving, well-versed in gay pornography. |
| Favorite movies | Donnie Darko, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Serial Mom, anything Christopher Guest. Last night I watched Gladiator and The Truman Show, and remembered how much I really like them. Russell Crowe and Eric Bana are SO @#$%$@% HOT!!!! |
| Favorite music | In my CD Changer: Kylie Minogue, Brian McFadden, Robbie Williams, Natasha Bedingfield, Steps, Tchaikovsky, Joshua Bell, Rachmaninoff, Gershwin. Not afraid to go to the symphony. |
| Favorite books | Politics, history, sociology books, biographies, off-beat kind of stuff, lots of Dummies Guides that get me through work... |
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
I would NEVER wear something that does not fit me. Screw this!

