Gender	Male
Industry	Education
Occupation	seeker of purity
Location	Studsville, population: Me, United States
Introduction	I came out of the east to do battle with...the Amazing Rando.
Interests	Cool stuff.
Favorite movies	Joe versus the Volcano, Big Trouble in Little China, Bottlerocket, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Evil Dead 2, Raising Arizona, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Shaun of the Dead, The Life Aquatic, Hot Fuzz, Grindhouse, Captain Kronos, Attack the Block,
Favorite music	Tenacious D, Ben Folds Five, They Might Be Giants, Motorhead, Journey, AC/DC, Electric Six, Good movie soundtracks
Favorite books	Phantom Tollbooth, Terry Pratchett, Christopher Moore, Andrew Vachss, Howard Waldrop, Manly Wade Wellman, Seabury Quinn,

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

Because the forest was a simpler time. George Michael was straight and knowing was half the battle.