This is what I do...
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| Introduction | I am Mark Bedford. I am a dynamic figure. I don’t perspire. I woo men and woman with my sensuous trombone playing. I enjoy urban hang gliding. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line in corduroy evening wear. Children trust me. Using a hoe and a large glass of water, I once defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from an army of ferocious killer ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I know one word in 437 languages. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I manage time efficiently. I re-model train stations, making them more heat retentive. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Last Summer I toured Iceland with my centrifugal-force demonstrator. I know the exact location of every food item in my local supermarket. Years ago, I successfully negotiated with a group of Arab terrorists who had seized a small bakery. All my bills are paid… |
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