Blogger
Valarie Roark
On Blogger since: July 2008
Profile views: 557

My blogs

About me

GenderFemale
IndustryGovernment
OccupationAssasin
LocationLake Forest, Orange County, California, United States
IntroductionI'm a bad ass with a heart of gold. I have a soft spot for animals and a passion to help them. I worship at the First Church of Love and Coexistance and I highly recommend 10CC's of laughter with all medicine.
Favorite moviesNightmare Before Christmas, The Philadelphia Story (the classic one with Kathryn Hepburn not the new one) Sin City, V For Vendetta, Dark Knight, Iron Man, What the **** do we know?, Sweeny Todd, Office Space, Many Many More.
Favorite musicOingo Boingo, Sonata Arctica, Dragonforce, Michael Jackson, Frank Sinatra, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, My Chemical Romance, Blue Oyster Cult, Talking Heads, PANIC! At The Disco, Nirvana, Sublime, Man just about everything. I love music.
Favorite booksAnything by Christopher Moore I.E. Lamb, Dirty Job, Bloosucking Fiends, Fluke, You Suck: A love story. (Just to name a few). The Princess Bride, Thin Man, Red Harvest, Maltese Falcon, Mists Of Avalon, Dark Knight Returns, Long Halloween, Sin City, Killing Joke, Mask In The Iron Man, V For Vendetta, Watchman, Anatomy Lesson, Adios Strunk and White, The Magicians Guild, Atlas Shrugged, Again many many more.

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

That's stupid. Sponges aren't thirsty, they're absorbant. Also: Thirst has nothing to do with misspelling things and everything to do with the retarded way we spell things. Tongues should be tungs. Just like we shouldn't have to spell the "tu" sound three different ways. To. Too. Two. BS.

Google apps
Main menu