kris
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Automotive |
| Occupation | Professional Comment Whore |
| Location | Washington, DC, United States |
| Introduction | Welcome, party people. I'm Kris. Pull up a chair, and let me take that bottle of wine off your hands. |
| Interests | All things Court TV. . ., the word "plucked". . ., hugging my Tina Fey plush. . ., red roses and longs walks on the beach with my cats. . ., the smell of old folk and human oil in the morning. . . |
| Favorite Movies | Airplane, Mr. Mom, Tootsie, 9 to 5, About A Boy, Seven, Silence of the Lambs |
| Favorite Music | Anything on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Electronica, Polka, Electronic Polka |
| Favorite Books | Our Bodies Ourselves, Are You My Mother?, I'm OK You're OK, Where in Hades is my Parachute? Who Moved My Brie? |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
Hell if I know. Here's my question: Do you need to use tampons on the moon?