Toasted cheese and coffee
| Industry | Fashion |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Bulimic Belt Designer |
| Location | Iceland |
| Introduction | former competitive scrapbook champion, I now spend my remaining days raising genetically altered radishes and instructing the elderly in the forgotten art of human hair macrame... |
| Interests | spelunking, spelling, competitive typing, organic plastics, gypsy underware |
| Favorite Movies | anything with Steven Seagal and/or Ashton Kutcher |
| Favorite Music | Ukrainian banjo, Japanese elvis |
| Favorite Books | the Book of Mormon, Joy of Painting, anything by Cliff Notes, the collected works of Gideon. |
Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?