The_Cleaner

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Gender Male
Industry Business Services
Occupation General Manager
Location Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Interests Swimming but swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it not to die. Sometimes when I'm swimming I'm not sure which it is. I like the beach. I like to get there really early before everyone else shows up and take like thirty bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water. Then I wait for everyone to come to the beach and when someone goes to pick up one of the bottles, I go up behind them because when they open it there’s a note saying ‘I’m standing right behind you.’
Favorite Movies Braveheart, 300, Gladiator, Rambo, Grandma's Boy, Step Brothers, Anchorman, Benchwarmers, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotters, American Gangster, Mr Brooks
Favorite Music Creedence Clearwater Revival, Dizzee Rascal, The Kooks, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Jimmi Hendrix, The Shins, Dr Dre, Tupac, The Killers, Kings of Leon
Favorite Books Abandoned, Disgrace, Da Vinci Code, Haunted

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

I smell the mountains by the burro. The air is so fresh up there! You really get to appreciate the $2/hour labour in Cuba for picking suck great coffee beans.