This way and that

About me

Gender Female
Introduction I spend hours on the internet doing nothing. I love my boss/I hate my boss. I'm inspired. I'm not. I "work" on weekends. I think my colleagues are all either pigs or assholes. I have an inferiority complex the size of China but I still state wrong answers confidently. I am THE grad student.
Interests Ten ways to impress your boss, Twenty ways to goof up an attempt to impress your boss, Thirty ways of making things worse than they are, Forty ways of making them still worse, Fifty ways of irreparably damaging things.

Boss: Where is the data? Me: Urr...emmm... aaa...