Illinois Hokie
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | IL, United States |
| Introduction | I am the Illinois Hokie, a Hokie in exile as it were. I report from the fringe of Hokie Nation, enduring the bitter winters and Big Ten dilerium of the Midwest. Proud owner of an astronomical cable bill so that I might follow my alma mater, my geographical buffer allows me to vent my vitriol without fear of retribution from the Virginia Tech athletics department. |
| Interests | Virginia Tech Football |
| Favorite Music | Metallica. Specifically, Enter Sandman. |
| Favorite Books | World War Z by Max Brooks |