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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Technology
Occupation IT guy
Location Framingham, MA, United States
Introduction Mostly Harmless.
Interests Hockey, Darts, Computers, Music, D&D, Reading.
Favorite Movies Big Trouble in Little China, Young Frankenstien, Blazing Saddles, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Maltese Falcon, Mr Smith Goes to Washington, anything by John Hughes.
Favorite Music Almost any progressive rock or prog-metal, classic rock, metal, classical, showtunes.
Favorite Books Lord of the Rings, Starship Troopers, The Stand, The Fountainhead, The Hobbit, Stranger in a Strange Land

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Amused watching your eyes bulge and cheeks sink into your skull as you try and suck the apple through the straw.