KristineFranklin
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Wife, Mother, Children's Author, Opinionated Human |
| Location | Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | When I was a baby I didin't have any wrinkles or cellulite. I also didn't have to floss. Life was good. Now I'm middle-aged and Catholic. Life is better. |
| Interests | Poodles, Roman history, Star Trek, US History, Catholic Theology, Cooking, Camping, Hiking, Close-up Photography, Giant Squids |
| Favorite Movies | Brideshead Revisited, Pride and Prejudice, Star Wars (originals), First Contact, Anna and the King, Holiday Inn, Shall We Dance? (Japanese), Kabbie Khushi Kabbie Gham, Hamlet(Mel Gibson), The Apostle, The Agony and the Ecstasy, Notorius, Smiley's People |
| Favorite Music | Pipe Organ, John Rutter, Bach, Chet Atkins, Opera (if my daughter is singing), Mozart, GIlbert and Sullivan, Pre-60's Catholic hymns |
| Favorite Books | Everything by Stephen Ambrose, The Journals of Lewis and Clark, I Claudius, Brideshead Revisited, Adventures in Orthodoxy, Everything by C.S. Lewis, LOTR, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, The Honourable Schoolboy, Smiley's People, The Bible RSV Catholic Edition, Any Atlas At All, A Short History of Rome, The Founding of Christendom, The Works of Josephus, Star Trek Novels, Squid Books, Cookbooks, The Habit of Being, Letters to a Young Catholic, Gray's Anatomy, Daily Life in the Time of Jesus, National Audubon Society Field Guide To North American Mushrooms, Rocks and Minerals, Fly Fishing in Yellowstone, Confessions of St. Augustine |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
I'm sorry. You are terribly confused. A milkshake is not a sentient being, therefore it cannot have feelings. You must have gone to college in the last fifty years.