Bill
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Atom Splitter |
| Location | Fair Lawn, NJ, United States |
| Introduction | I'm tall, bald and fat. I never eat anything that I can't buy at a fast food restaurant. I won't drink anything that doesn't contain alcohol, I smoke while enjoying my daily meditation sessions before training my vast array of meat eating plants. |
| Interests | Every now and then on my way home I stop at a spot where the wild flowers grow and I pick a few (cause she don't tell me to), Long walks on the beach, romantic fireside chats, saving small animals, charting new galaxies, sculpting topiary, writing poetry, reading papers on the interspacial relationship between the id and the super-ego, creating pottery, donating time to childrens' charities, making balloon animals, serving at food kitchens, helping the defenseless, assisting in neurosurgery, studying rocket science, walking old women across the street, building self esteem, Saving Private Ryan. |
| Favorite movies | Bambi, On Golden pond, Pillow Talk, Old Yeller, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Lassie, Love Story, Funny Girl, . |
| Favorite music | Carpenters, Barry Manilow, Neil Diamond, Wham, Yanni, Montovani, anything by William Shatner |
| Favorite books | I'm OK/You're OK, Fictional biographies, true romance novels, all books about cute fuzzy bunnies. |
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
Can you wear a hunter orange thong with Billy Duke shorts?