Mr. Pantagruel
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Etiquette Master for the Barbarian Hordes |
| Location | Ah, urban sprawl., Ah, Texas., United States |
| Introduction | Something's missing. Wait a minute . . . I almost had it. |
| Interests | The point where it all went wrong . . . did I miss that? |
| Favorite movies | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Did I mention Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. |
| Favorite music | Bach's Brandenburg Concertos and Dylan's Desolation Row--yes, played at the same time. Okay, throw-in Coltrane's Love Supreme--at the same time. |
| Favorite books | All-time? Oresteia. I want to be a Fury when I grow up. |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Like the slow deflating of an enlarged prostate.