danielle schaaf
My blogs
- Haute Flash Contessa
- Don't Chew Jesus!
- Haute Flash Contessa Pod
- Cheeky Girl
- It's Wine O'Clock Somewhere
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Author |
| Location | Kingwood, TX, United States |
| Introduction | I'm the coauthor of Don’t Chew Jesus! and author of Holy Bones, Limbo, and Jesus in My Cheetos humor books about my Catholic upbringing. I also write humor columns and comedy shows around a snarky, woman named Haute Flash Contessa. |