Jewel
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sales. |
| Location | Saskatchewan, Canada |
| Introduction | Hello! I'm from that magical land of Canadaland. I must confirm that the rumours are true: we ride polar bears, we fart glitter and sunshine, and we prefer the British spelling. |
| Interests | Humour, the arts (ha! Did you see how vague and pretentious I was there?), community theatre, anything that is overlooked and/or bizarrely random -- like thumb tacks and belly button lint. Because have you ever pondered how often your belly button gets cleaned? There must be an entire, glorious undiscovered colony in there. I also adore jokes centered on anything taboo. Because awkward uncomfortableness is hilarious. Hence the infamous Akward Pause. |
| Favorite movies | V for Vendetta, The Island, Disney's Beauty and the Beast, Into the Woods, He Never Died. He Never Died wins for awkward humour and gore. |
| Favorite music | Oh, so many lovelies! Let's contain it to adored artists, shall we? Ruelle, Ben Howard (he nails that ethereal quality of dreams), Nothing But Thieves, The Phantoms, Zayde Wolf, Meiko, MS MR, Tia Brazda (swing fun!), Hana Pestle (her rendition of Creep is exceptional), Stabilo, Tori Amos (Leather! :D), Natalie Merchant, Elsiane (such a unique voice), Maggie Eckford, and the immortal Hans Zimmer and Max Richter (guaranteed to make your heart bleed and get those creative juices flowing) |
| Favorite books | The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in seven parts) by Douglas Adams, the entire Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy, the Demon Road trilogy by Derek Landy (let's not beat around the bush -- the entire thing is guaranteed to be full of his gore, imagination, and wit that makes you giggle until you pee), The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger, The Fionavar Tapestry by Guy Gavriel Kay (like Lord of the Rings but more fun and easier to read), The Lions of Al Rassan by Guy Gavriel Kay. |
What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
Bwah ha ha ha! People worth knowing have sea escapades in the nude. ;)