apache_fog

About me

Gender Male
Industry Banking
Occupation Loan Officer
Location portland, oregon, United States
Introduction tall, handsome. that just about covers it. perfecting the art of bachelorhood daily. except for that part about a clean fridge; i don't know anything about that. oh, and i share the namesake with the main character from michael chrichton's "airframe" book. who happens to be a girl. embodied on film (i think) by sigourney weaver. there you have it. google me; you'll see.
Interests the typical gamut: books, phil hendrie, opie and anthony, XM radio, music, the occasional video game, witty banter, hiding, scaling public buildings for no reason, bookstore browsing, flipping over turtles, gin on the rocks (splash of tonic), mexico. oh, girls in bikinis are alright in my book too. except for the ones who don't really *belong* in bikinis (you know who you are). oh sending out resumes for jobs i'll never get (the trailblazers still aren't returning my calls). oh, and cold ones, of course.
Favorite Movies lebowski, M*A*S*H, anything gilliam, old school, naked lunch, videodrome
Favorite Music zappa, p-funk, ac/dc, elvis costello, oingo boingo (lately), basil poledouris
Favorite Books the razor's edge (maugham), the sun also rises (hemingway), the sword of honor trilogy (waugh), valis (dick), the crying of lot 49 (pynchon), the master and margarita (bulgakov). anything by p.g. wodehouse (the funniest writer ever to commit word to paper). i've read every book. EVER. and i loved them all. quiz me.

You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?

what?!? isn't that the whole reason for writing it in the first place?? i'm rich, bitch!! wait... i wrote a MUSICAL?? um... does that make me gay?