penny earned

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Occupation slave
Location providence, ri
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Introduction I serve people. It’s my job. I also have a college degree and a fucking lifetime’s worth of experience dealing with shit-heads. So when you meet me and I’m smiling, it’s most likely not because I’m psyched to see you but, rather, I have the ridiculous perma-smile that goes with the biz. I might thank you and welcome you to come back but, really, I want your cheap over-privileged ass to get car-jacked. YUP.
Favorite Books Please Kill Me, Moon, Middlesex...if you really need to know find me on goodreads! it's all about the internet, baby!