The Evil Commish

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Gender Male
Introduction The Evil Commish is a product of the sick and twisted minds of Dan Kratt and Paul Kemp. Kratt and Kemp run a bizarre college football pick 'em league that has featured Tricks and Treats, faux internet stalkers, Tic-Tac-Toe Fectas, and a host of bowl games dedicated to sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
Interests College football and general chaos.
Favorite Movies Sophie's Choice. Best comedy I have ever seen. "No, don't make me choose between my children." Classic. Laughed for hours.
Favorite Music Country. Nothing makes me want to hurt people more than when a country song comes on the radio.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Why try to escape? There is simply so much fun that can be had with a goat and a slinky.