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About me

Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Web Nerd
Location Washington, DC, United States
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Introduction Crack my head on the steering wheel and I ain't even dead/ If I could go through all that and still be breathin'/ Bitch, bend over, I'm here for a reason
Interests Femmes, pop culture, being irreplaceable, girls with glasses, Guinness, not acting my age, nicknames, nerds, faking an understanding of feminist theory, weird Japanese candy, David Lanham, anything Adult Swim, ANTM, sinking the 8 ball on the break, fauxhawks, WoW, Derek Hess, indie rawk, genderqueers, lusting after Vespas, Netflix, hip hop, feeding my ADHD, sarcasm, cultural appropriation, haphazard silliness, explaining Insider/Outsider to jerks, getting someone to create a Femme Mafia in DC so that I can be an "ally", vinyl (not like that), foxy go-go dancers, analyzing song lyrics like WHOA, laughing at bad lesbian porn, poking fun at hipster kids, pierogies, buying a car with a nav system, working class culture, LOLCats, Vidor
Favorite Movies Blood Simple, The Ice Storm, Audition, Cache, The Goonies, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Hoop Dreams, The Virgin Suicides, L.I.E., Harlan County U.S.A., The Descent, Superbad, The Strangers (omgyouguyssoscareh)
Favorite Music Guided by Voices, Architecture in Helsinki, Mirah, Le Tigre, The Gossip, Sigur Ros, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Rodan, Tara Jane O'Neil, Explosions in the Sky, Common, Talib Kweli, Dirty Three, Shipping News, Tullycraft, Go Sailor, The Butchies, Team Dresch, Girl Talk, Kitty Craft, Team Gina, Mogwai, Don Caballero, All Girl Summer Fun Band, Limp Wrist, Fischerspooner, Dead Prez, Camera Obscura, Psalm One, Walls of Jericho, Laura Veirs, Scream Club, At All Cost, Slint, Superchunk, M.I.A., Sleater Kinney, Rainer Maria, Hot Chip, Jolie Holland, The Hidden Cameras, Detroit Cobras, New Young Pony Club, A Silver Mt. Zion, Mum, Gaze, Spank Rock, Hot Toddies, Horse the Band, Fleet Foxes

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

Oh, for fuck's sake, Blogger. Is this a romantic comedy from the mid-80s?