Judge Arse
| Introduction | I am a gigantic arse. |
|---|---|
| Interests | Passing judgment on the wretched worms brought before me for sentencing. |
| Favorite movies | Pink Floyd's The Wall where I had a starring role. |
| Favorite music | Pink Floyd |
| Favorite books | Crime & Punishment |
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
I do not bloody well hesitate at anything. Furthermore, I do not believe in snooze alarms. There are criminals to be judged and I shall not tarry!