Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Flaneur
Location	Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom
Introduction	A-red-lipstick-wearing bibliophile extraordinaire. Word nerd & Joss Whedon fangirl; Literature lover & book reviewer. Lady Libertine; Tea collector; Potterhead.
Interests	Reading, Writing, Reviewing, Books, Book reviews, Television, Theatre, Film, Art, Tea, Music
Favorite movies	Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Barefoot in the Park, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Oliver!
Favorite music	Incubus, Peter Doherty, The Smiths, The Libertines, Blur, Oasis, Chester French, The Cool Kids, Babyshambles, NER*D, Hole, Nirvana, Courtney Love, The Doors, Marilyn Manson, Ben Howard, Damien Rice, Lana Del Rey
Favorite books	A Scanner Darkly, The Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Henry V, A Christmas Carol, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Harry Potter Series, Perfume, Slaughterhouse-Five, Winnie-the-Pooh

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

The frog stared at his watery reflection in an algae free area of his pond, running a webbed hand over his slimy scalp he croaked miserably, "Bald." His last attempt to fashion a wig out his unhatched spawn didn't go over well with the wife, consequently he was currently occupying a small uninhabited lilypad, something he had come to know as the 'Frog house."