Lazarus Long

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Gender MALE
Location The Midwest, United States
Favorite Books Glory Road, Farnham's Freehold, Time Enough For Love, Methuselah's Children, The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, The Past Through Tomorrow, Time Enough for Love, The Number of the Beast, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls, To Sail Beyond the Sunset, Starship Troopers

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

Think of cleaning up said "poop".